Thursday, July 05, 2007

From duds to dudes

This struck me as hilarious. First you throw in a load of dirty duds, then you hurry over for a load of dirty dudes!

Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss is running a business she knows something about -- getting a load done. She opened her "Dirty Laundry" laundromat this past weekend in Nevada, just about one hour away from Las Vegas. Get it done, girl!

As she explained on the FOX News' "Big Story with John Gibson", "The demographics of the community fit the statistics of a successful Laundromat. So why not try something I've never done before?"
Sounds too good to be true, right? Correct! Fleiss' big biz is yet to come; she's planning to open a legal brothel -- where the customers are ladies! "I have had maybe over 300 women ready to buy memberships and plenty of men have applied ... and let me tell you ladies out there, they won't let you down!"

But the madam cautions, "Without Viagra we couldn't do it!" She's boned up on business!Even though she claims "it's uncharted waters for me because I'm used to the other way around," her new biz is supposed to be, er, up and running in 60 days.


Sandra said...

Hey, if it gets off the ground, she may make it work as well as her previous business.

If I was single, I may have looked into something like that. But I love the hubby and there isn't another guy out there that can give me what he does everyday.

Julianne said...

Its about time there's something for women. WOOO HOOO!!!! I would go if I wasn't married.