Saturday, March 29, 2008

Lethal Hussy Does Battle With Computer Virus

Our Lethal Hussy, Nathalie, will not be able to post today since she's currently doing battle with a nasty virus that launched an attack on her laptop. We're hoping Nat will kick some virus butt and be back blogging soon!

So we don't leave you blogless for the day, here are some odd but true news stories from around the world that fall into the "Not in this Lifetime" category for me.

1. From Romania: Man superglues condom to penis to save on safe sex

Yep. The man and his wife (parents of five) decided they didn't want to have more kids. So they bought condoms. Only the condoms didn't fit. They were too loose. So the man superglued one to his penis to get it to stay on (and thinking he could get more mileage out of it.)

Can you say DUMBASS????

He ended up at a medical clinic to get it removed.

2. From the US: Judge uses sex toy during trials

The 57-year-old judge was spotted doing something with his hands under his robes. A policeman in the court sadi he said the judge pumping a tube between his legs. Other witnesses said they heard hissing noises. And the court clerk claims she saw the judge's penis at least 20 times because of his clumsy maneuvers.

The Creek County, Oklahoma judge said the sex toy, used to extend the penis, was a 'gag gift' from a friend.

Again.... DUMBASS!!!!

3. 18-year-old Lesbian auctions her virginity online

Oh yes. First she had it up for sale on E-Bay. But they removed her listing. So she pimped it on her own website.

Rosie Reid revealed the highest bidder offered $20,500 for the honor and that he's a divorced engineer and father of two. She claims the experience was horrible, but served its purpose.

Which was????

To keep from running up large student debts (she's a student at Bristol University), and to "spark a debate" on the ever larger growing crisis over funding student college loans.

oooooookay. But still .... dumbass!! Prostitution is prositution no matter what you use the money for.

4. Size of brain determines lust for sex

So says Austrailian scientions. A group of neurophysiologists from the University of Melbourne say that based on their research the degree of excitement depends upon the activity of the part of the brain called 'amygdala'. (Note: Typically this part of the brain is the size of an almond and is also the area that is involve in the "flight or fight" reactions of humans.

But according to the research, the amygdala will respond faster than any other part of the brain. The bigger the amygdala, the bigger the sexual lust. People with large parts of the amygdala not functioning were almost indifferent to sex.

Well, does that mean that soon we'll have "Amygdala enhancement drugs" on the market?


Okay, before I leave you to your Saturday, here are some pretty useless but fun facts:

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad in first class.

30% of Chinese adults live with their parents.

200 million people in China live on less than $1 a day.

There are 100 million internet users in China. Some of the sites they can't access are BBC news, Amnesty International and

People spend about two weeks of their lives at traffic lights!

Left handed people live slightly shorter lives than right handed people.
The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.

The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.

Toxic house plants poison more children than household chemicals.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

In Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman's private parts through a mirror.

If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people,50% of the world's currency would be held by 6 people.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

Happy Weekend! And keep your fingers crossed that our Lethal Hussy stomps the crap out of that virus!!



Sahara Kelly said...

Sending along hugs and heavy weaponry to Nat - she'll trounce the virus, for sure!!!

And these made me laugh like hell, Ci. Seems that no matter how advanced we become, there's always room for absurdity! (Off to do some research on the amygdala. That's neat stuff! I wonder how big that judge's was? His amgydala, that is. LOLLOL)

N.J.Walters said...

There is some fun, crazy, and downright sad stuff happening in the world.

Hope Nat beats back that virus soon.

Nicole Austin said...

I need the email address for the person who took the time to figure out ants always fall on their right side. That person needs some books to read and get them out off their boring existence! ROFL!

Here's hoping Nat kicks some virus butt!