How do you leave an immortal?

I'm not so sure there are 50 ways to live a vampire or a werewolf. How do you shake off a ghost short of becoming one? It could take eternity. Hmm.

To leave a vampire would probably not be a pleasant process. And then there are gargoyles and shapeshifters.

Typically these beings mate, for well, forever, so you better be darn sure before you say I do to the sexy vamp. I just don't think they'd be too keen on letting you go, Jo, but just in case you can pull it off and actually leave that paranormal lover, here are my best shots on how to do it.

1. Give him a bite in the neck, Beck


2. Show him the moon, June


3. Give him a scream, Maureen


4. Just a little cross in the face, Grace


5. Dash of holy water in the eye, Kia


6. Squeeze garlic in his goatee, Dee


7. Feed him a doggie biscuit made of wolfbane, Jane


8. Turn him to stone, Joan


9. Shapeshift out the door, Cora


10. Give him a ghost of a chance, Nance


11. Haunt him with a night of fright, Brite


12. Give him a sunlight hit, Kit


13. Switch the stock of blood, Ms Judd


14. Stake him in the heart, Mart


15. Buy him a cross for his birthday, Kay


16. Hold a séance for guidance, Candace


17. Conduct a reading of tarot, Jo


18. Find him a werewolf mate, Fate


19. Put him under a spell, Nell


20. Clip his wings, Jean


21. Saw off his horn, Lauren


22. Send him back to hell, Bel
    
23. Exorcise him, Kim


24. Hide his coffin for a thrill, Jill