Saturday, October 20, 2007

The Joy of Flirting

I woke up today thinking about the funThe Hussies had on the Ellora's Cave Chat yesterday. Lots of laughs, some great excerpts to read, and naturally some naughty comments.

One of the topics that Sally brought up was flirting and how it makes us feel. I thought about that a lot. What's the best feeling I get from flirting? Well, the answer was clear. I like it because I use the art of flirt not to get a date or proposition, but to get a smile or laugh. I tested my flirt ability on the chat, and then later emailed my "flirt" to a few of my male friends. Here's my email:

Subject line: I really need a favor

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.

If you would do this for me no one would ever know.

I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.

I am very desperate and I need your help.

You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.

I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so...

Do you have a piece of gum?

This morning I had responses in my inbox, one fromChase with a UPS tracking number that read "a case of gum is on its way. Lucky for you that you didn't ask your favor in person or you'd have gotten something to nibble on that isn't minty fresh but does last a long long time. Oh, and Ci. This isn't just a flirt - it's a really good tease."

Which goes to show that a good flirt can go a long way. And since there's no harm unless you cross that invisible line, why not indulge? Of course, you may want to temper your flirts a bit ... unless, of course, you happen to need a case of gum :)

This is Ciana for the Hussies saying have a super Sunday, let that inner Hussy out to play and enjoy being the vibrant, flirty woman you are.


Julianne said...

Oh Ci, that was priceless.
Can I have a piece of gum. What a flirt you are!!! That had me wondering what you were going to ask.

NathalieGray said...

Hey, you tell us when that case of gum gets to your house, eh? In case he put some picture of him in it too. Just in case he wanted to be a tease too. :)

Ciana Stone said...

hehehe Nat. I'll share :)

Sally Painter said...

Yes, and this is why you are the spew alert queen. I lost a mouthful... ah water... yesterday when you posted this. You are the Hussy Flirt Queen, too!

Nicole Austin said...

Great post, Ci! Sounds like the guys loved your email. :D

I love to flirt. It can really lift your spirits.

Dani said...

ROFLMAO!! I remember you saying that in the chat to Dave! It was sooo funny I about fell outta my chair that night. Chase was right, that's not a flirt, that's a tease. Ummm, can I borrow that flirt to use on a friend of mine? He'd get a real kick out of it (and maybe I will too) ;)

Minime said...

Hehe, that was great. I love to flirt, usually with guys that have significant others. Not because I want to steal them away, but because flirting, harmless flirting, with someone who has someone else to go home to, is jus that, harmless. I don't have to worry about me falling for them or vice versa. And I do get a kick out of heating the blood.

Yup, I have been called a tease, among other things much worse. But I do let the guys that I flirt with (at least I flirted with them before I got married, don't do that now. I only flirt with the hubby now.) know that it won't go any further. They make better friends than lovers.

Ciana Stone said...

You gals are such world class flirts :)