Sunday, January 06, 2008

Scent of a Woman

When I hear that phrase my mind goes immediately to the 1992 film with Al Pacino and Chris O'Donnell. WhooYah!!
But times they are a changing, gals. Today on Asylum
I read an article that nearly had me choking on my morning cup of coffee.

In 2007 a German company developed a perfume that smells like a woman's ...(Where's that Quinimologist when I need her??) ... okay, lacking a flowery substitution, it smells like a woman's vagina.

No, I am not kidding. The perfume is called Vulva Original. And the creators of the perfume say it is the "intimate scene of an irresistible woman." A small glass phial that you shake gently before use, then apply in oh so tiny amount to the back of the hand.

Okay, gotta do it ..... eeewuuuuuuuuuuuu! First, what is a woman supposed to do with this maladorous hand? Stick it in front of every man's face she meets? And who is to say that one smell has universal appeal to all men? PLUS... isn't that just more false advertising like fake boobs, butt building undergarments, false eyelashes and all the rest? I mean what are the chances that a woman will smell like that?

And yes, I have to say ... who the hell wants to? Give me flowers or herbs or the smell of freshly cut grass or an ocean breeze. But ask me to smell like someone else's puss? I DON'T THINK SO.

So what do you think? Are we taking the art of attraction too far with this kind of thing?

This is Ciana for the Hussies wishing you a hussiciliously good day!


NathalieGray said...

You know, it makes me wonder if guys have cologne that smells like other guys's dicks. Um. Something called Eau de Fish, maybe?


Nicole Austin said...

I agree...ewwwww! If women walk around smelling like that everyone will think they've been playing and not washing their hands afterwards or something.

Sally Painter said...

Ewww! Since everyone has their own scent just how can you bottle it? And tell me WHY a woman want sto purchase this?

I'm not rushing out to buy any company stock. Pheww!

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOLOLOL I am just LMAO over the whole thing. It ties in with Sahara's blog about voting with your pocketbook. No Thanks.

If I want to smell like my coochie, I know where to find the perfume. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL

The Other Susan